It was a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard.

*me and my causin playing a game*
CAUSIN:how do you punch?
ME:why
causin:because i want to know!
me :why
causin:cause i want to be the best
me:why
causin:CAUSE I WANT TO BEAT YOU CUNT!!!
SO TELL ME WHAT BUTTON!!!
..............
ME:THE DAMN Y BUTTONN!!
causin:oh god...WHY!

WISDOM:
If you woke up one day with two balls, you're a man.
If you woke up with three balls, you're the ultimate man.
If you woke up with four balls, Run, someone's f*cking you.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

I have a gun.

Get in the van.