Teacher: Can you use harassment in a sentence?
Student: Her mouth said no but her ass meant YES.

A white boy and a black boy are arguing whether god is black or white

So the white boy says:Let's ask god! So the white boy looks at heaven and says GOD! ARE YOU BLACK OR WHITE? so GOD says:Well boys I am what I am. So the white boy says:Proved it! GOD is white! So the black boy says:How did you know? The white boy says:Obviously GOD is white because if he was black he would've said:I iz what i iz!

Little Johnny is in his closet when he hears a noise. His mom comes in and starts having sex with someone other than his dad. He hears a door slam and his mother say "Oh no, my husband his home! Quick! Hide in the closet." The man get in the closet and little johnny says "Dark in here isn't it?" The man is startled but then calms down. "Yes it is." "Do you want to buy my baseball glove?" "No." "I could go to my dad." "Fine. How much? "200$" Fine. This happens again later in the week. "Dark in here isn't it?" "Yes, yes it is." "Do you want to buy my baseball bat?" "How much?" "300$" A few days later his dad wants to play ball with him and tells him to go get his glove and bat. "I can't. I sold them to my friends." "For how much?" "500$" "That is way too much. I am taking you to church right now for a confession. They get to the church and little johnny gets in the booth. "Dark in here, isn't it?" The reverend says "Don't start that shit agin. Your in MY closet now."

Why did Charlie drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus

Johnny's daddy is the principle of the school.
He saw his teacher leaving school.
Johnny: ''Hey miss where you going?''
Teacher: ''Home.''
Johnny: ''Can I come with?''
Teacher: '' No!''
Johnny: '' I'm gonna tell my daddy!''
Teacher: ''Fine.''
They arrive at the teachers house...
Teacher: ''Johnny i'm going to take a shower.''
Johnny: ''Can I come?''
Teacher:''No!''
Johnny: ''I'm gonna tell my daddy.''
Teacher:''Fine.''
They are in the shower...
Johnny: ''Can I touch your belly button?''
Teacher: ''No.''
Johnny: ''I'm gonna tell my daddy.''
Teacher: ''Fine.''
Teacher: ''Errr... Johnny thats not my belly button!''
Johnny: '' Thats not my finger.''

What's the last thing that went through Sally's mind after falling from a skyscraper? Her ankles.