you have lost your mind before you hit Chuck Norris...
you have lost your life after you hit Chuck Norris
Why couldn't they print Chuck Norris' face onto the toilet paper?
Because Chuck Norris doesn't take shit from no one.
Chuck Norris once killed a man 3 hours before the fight broke out.
chuck norris died 20 years ago death just hasent bulit up the guts to tell him
Chuck Norris clogs the toilet when he goes number 1#.