a guy is outside watching the day view until a blonde comes out of her house and checks her mail box she opens it and then she closes it. a few seconds later she comes out again and checks it again but angry and the she slams it shut .seconds later she comes out angryer than ever then the man walks up to her and said whats wrong she answers my stupid computer keeps saying that i have mail.

A man shouts out to a blonde on the other side of a river and says " How did you get to the other side?"
The blonde replies by saying "You are on the other side"

Why did the blonde return the puzzle?
It was broken.