"I'm nervous... I've never been with a prostitute...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 01:29:51 in Dirty Favorites
"I'm nervous... I've never been with a prostitute before"
"it's alright baby just tell me what you like"
"I like turtles"
"it's alright baby just tell me what you like"
"I like turtles"
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Whats the difference between a toilet and a girl? A...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 01:29:52 in Dirty Favorites
Whats the difference between a toilet and a girl?
A toilet doesn't want to cuddle after you drop a load in it.
A toilet doesn't want to cuddle after you drop a load in it.
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Boyfriend: Hey, there are 20 letters in the alphabet,...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 01:29:55 in Dirty Favorites
Boyfriend: Hey, there are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?
Girlfriend: 26...
Boyfriend: Oh yeah, I forgot u r a q t.
Girlfriend: But that's only 25? Boyfriend: I know. I'll give you the D later.
Girlfriend: 26...
Boyfriend: Oh yeah, I forgot u r a q t.
Girlfriend: But that's only 25? Boyfriend: I know. I'll give you the D later.
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