I can always tell when they use fake dinosaurs in movies.

You know my father threw a camera at me once, I still have flashbacks.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

that moment when you laugh so much about your friends joke you end up farting accidently.

B*tch that smile is as fake as ur tits.