MAN: I'm so sorry the marriage didn't work out.
WOMAN: It's okay, we can still be cousins.
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Steam sale
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Adulthood summed up
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When everyone at the party knows me.
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Dad: Hey son want to hear a joke?

Son: Yeah!

Dad: Pussy.

Son: I dont get it.

Dad: Exactly...
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Awwww yiss
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3 things you just can't live without..
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Nature is amazing.
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Rakitic and Mbia swap shorts after Cameroon - Croatia
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Daughter: Mom, I'm pregnant!

Mom: I thought I told you when a guy touches your boobs, say don't, and when he touches you vagina, say stop.

Daughter: But he kept touching both, so it came out,"don't, stop, don't, stop.
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