Chuck Norris's new movie on pornhub.....

Walk her Texas Ranger

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all
these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid,
so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are
smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is
going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets
down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and
smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living
room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.
He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at
the same time.
He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks
what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him
that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by
painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket
over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the
directions on the paint can and they said....
FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.

a blonde walks into a shop and asks how much is that t.v in the back.
shopkeeper replies sorry i dont serve blondes.
the blonde went away and died her hair brown and went back the very next day and asked again.
the shop keeper says sorry i dont serve blondes.
the blonde went away and died her hair blue and went back the next day and asked one last time.
the shop keeper replies sorry i dont serve blondes.
the blonde asks how can you tell that im blonde?
the shop keeper replies thats not a T.V thats a microwave.