What are 10 blonde's standing ear to ear.

A wind tunnel.

There was once a blue-haired, a red-haired, and a blonde girl who were getting chased by cops. The girls then hid in three trash cans. The blue-haired girl hid and a cop was about to lift her lid, until the blue-haired yelled out "Woof!". The cop then says " Oh...just a dog" . Then he goes to lift another one, but the red-haired girl yelled "Meow!" 'Oh...just a cat." Then he goes to the final one and then the blonde girl yelled out "Tomato!"

Why did god create blondes?

cus pets couldnt get beer bottles

why did the god create brunnets?

cus blondes couldnt either