Cocky Kid: I have the body of a God! Average Kid: Yeah;...
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Cocky Kid: I have the body of a God!
Average Kid: Yeah; shame it's Buddha.
Average Kid: Yeah; shame it's Buddha.
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Why do Squirrels swim on their backs? To keep their...
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Why do Squirrels swim on their backs?
To keep their nuts dry.
To keep their nuts dry.
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Don't worry, shit happens. I mean, look at you!
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Dad: ”Excuse me waitress, I ordered this filet...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:05:10 in Short Favorites
Dad: ”Excuse me waitress, I ordered this filet medium-rare and this is clearly a peanut butter and jelly”
Mom: ”Did you just call me waitress?”
Mom: ”Did you just call me waitress?”
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