My favorite movie is Titanic...
...my favorite character is the ice berg.
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Uploaded on 2014.01.31 01:51:02 in Funny  Favorites
Every day is upper body day
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Uploaded on 2014.01.09 06:16:32 in Movies  Favorites
Cristmas minions
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Boy: Babe, tell me something that makes me happy and angry at the same time.

Girl: You've got a bigger penis, than all of your friends.
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Why was Sally rolling in the grass?

She was on fire.
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Uploaded on 2014.01.31 01:51:15 in Funny  Favorites
God No
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Uploaded on 2014.01.09 06:16:52 in Movies  Favorites
Orange County
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Is 'Pussylips' one word, or should I spread them apart?
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Republicans are red, Democrats are blue,
Neither one of them,
Gives a f*ck about you!
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Uploaded on 2014.01.31 01:51:28 in Funny  Favorites
Yeah I Did
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