My favorite movie is Titanic...
...my favorite character is the ice berg.
Boy: Babe, tell me something that makes me happy and angry at the same time.
Girl: You've got a bigger penis, than all of your friends.
Why was Sally rolling in the grass?
She was on fire.
Is 'Pussylips' one word, or should I spread them apart?
Republicans are red, Democrats are blue,
Neither one of them,
Gives a f*ck about you!