One sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. This means a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1587GB in 3 seconds... and you thought 4G was fast.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Your best friend has three girlfriends. Their names are Doe, Ray, and Me.

All 3 want to do something special so they set up some dates.

Three days ago Doe kisses him.

Two days ago Ray gives him vaginal sex.

Yesterday, who sucks his dick?

Me: Guess What?

Lad: What?

*Gets ran over by a bus*

Pupil: A pupil in class was banging her calculater on the table because it wasnt working.
Teacher: Erm what are you doing!?
Pupil: My calculater isnt woking.
Teacher: Well you dont have to bang it on the table i mean im sure you wouldnt like it if i banged you on the table!
Whole Class: [Laughing out loud] LOL
Do you get it ??????????