Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:11:03 in One Liners  Favorites
I'm trying to have makeup sex but the god damn lipstick keeps breaking off inside me.
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Uploaded on 2014.01.26 10:37:06 in Games  Favorites
Expendables
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Uploaded on 2014.01.31 12:38:51 in Funny  Favorites
Now everyone will know..
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Uploaded on 2015.01.31 06:01:43 in Funny  Favorites
I'm screwed
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:11:10 in One Liners  Favorites
Note to self, telling a woman to "calm down", stimulates hulk-like outbreaks.
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Uploaded on 2014.01.26 10:37:43 in Games  Favorites
Super Sam Minecraft
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Uploaded on 2014.01.31 12:39:09 in Funny  Favorites
Welcome to the internet !
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Uploaded on 2015.01.31 06:03:23 in Funny  Favorites
Bad timing hippos
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:11:18 in One Liners  Favorites
I wonder why chocolate melts in my hand, I mean am I that hot?
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Uploaded on 2014.01.26 10:38:09 in Games  Favorites
Bioshock Infinite Feels
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