Sometimes I like to lay in a bathtub full of jello and...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:11:39 in One Liners Favorites
Sometimes I like to lay in a bathtub full of jello and pretend I'm an unborn fetus.
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* nerds phone rings in class * Cool Guy - awww, was...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:12:30 in Comebacks Favorites
* nerds phone rings in class *
Cool Guy - awww, was that your mommy?
* whole class laughs *
Nerd Guy - nope, it was yours.
* whole class is silent *
Cool Guy - awww, was that your mommy?
* whole class laughs *
Nerd Guy - nope, it was yours.
* whole class is silent *
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Teacher: Can you explain why you failed the test? Me:...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:12:40 in Comebacks Favorites
Teacher: Can you explain why you failed the test?
Me: Can you explain me why you fail to educate?
Me: Can you explain me why you fail to educate?
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