Instagram now permits video uploads. So now you can not only upload a picture of your food, but a video of it going into your mouth.

It's great to finally be 16 ... jobs ... cars ... and blowing your money on Girlfriends.

Mom- Hey what does idk and ttly mean?
Son *I don't know* * Talk to you later*. Mom- No one does! I'll go ask your sister.

What's the difference between a hare and a rabbit?

You can pull a hair out of your arse but not a rabbit

when you go to a party find the ugliest girl and when she starts to look hot, go home, alone