what is the differance between butter and a blonde? Butter is harder to spread.

A guy walks into a bar and sees a man ordering one shot after another, sobbing uncontrollably. He goes over and asks what the matter is. The man says, "My only son just told me he's gay and found a boyfriend last night." The guy just says, "Gee, I'm really sorry to hear that man."

The next day, the guy goes to the same bar, and he sees the same man doing the same thing. Again, he goes over and asks what the matter is. The man responds, "I just found out that my brother has been dating this gay guy for some time now, and today they got engaged." The guy just says "Gee, I'm really sorry to hear that, man."

The next day, the guy walks into the bar and sees the man drinking his life away. He marches up to the man and says, "God dammit, does anyone in your family like pussy?" The man says, "Apparently my wife does!"