Q: If a bunch of white guys running down a hill is an avalanche and a bunch of black guys running down a hill is a mudslide, then what is a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?



A: Jailbreak

A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.

2 cowboys and Chuck Norris were sitting at a campfire, while arguing who was the manliest.
Cowboy 1: I'm manlier, i killed a bull by punching away before it charged at me!
Coqboy 2: I'm manlier because i fought off an entire indian tribe worh my bare hands!
Chucks just chuckled at them, and continues to stoke the fire with his penis.