A blonde police officer stops a blonde driver,
Officer: Can i see your drivers license?
Driver: yeah i think i have one of those, what does it look like?
Officer: It's rectangle is shape and has your face on it.
Driver: Oh, okay, *pulls out mirror*, here you go.
Officer: *looks at reflection*, I'm sorry ma'am, i didn't know you were an officer of the law, you may carry on.

Why can't a blonde dial 911 .....
She can't find the 11

a blonde walks into a shop and asks how much is that t.v in the back.
shopkeeper replies sorry i dont serve blondes.
the blonde went away and died her hair brown and went back the very next day and asked again.
the shop keeper says sorry i dont serve blondes.
the blonde went away and died her hair blue and went back the next day and asked one last time.
the shop keeper replies sorry i dont serve blondes.
the blonde asks how can you tell that im blonde?
the shop keeper replies thats not a T.V thats a microwave.

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
'Cause she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.

How do you keep a Blonde busy? Give the Blonde a piece of paper that has the words 'Turn Over' on both sides!

There was a blonde who tried to hang herself and a diffrent blonde came in and saw her hanging from her stomach and said," your supposed to hang yourself from your neck. And she said," i tried that but i couldnt breath.

There are three 6th grade girls: a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Which one has the biggest tits?

The blonde....she's 18.

"I'm so good at cooking, even the fire alarm is cheering me on." - Blonde

Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches.



Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n'snif sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool.