One day a blonde stopped at a stop sign then a cop came down and said mam you have been sitting her for four hours what are you doing the blonde said waiting for the stop sign to say go.

There are three blondes on an island. A genie says they can only have one wish t get themselfs off. The first says" I wish I was smart" so she turns into a red head and swims off the island. The second says " I wish I was smarter than her" so she turns into a brunette and swims away. The third one says " I wish I was smarter than both of them" so she turns into a man and walks on the bridge.

One day a blonde, brunette, and redhead were stuck on an island 100 miles away from civilization. The only way to get home was to swim. The brunette swam 50 miles before drowning. The redhead swam 64 miles before getting attacked by a shark. The blonde went 99 miles but got tried a swam back to the island.

There was a blonde, brunet and a redhead they were on there way to heaven. God said, "I will give you 100 jokes; if you laugh you go to hell." The brunet laughed at the 10th joke and she went to hell. The redhead laughed at the 43rd joke and she went to hell. The blonde was at the 99th joke then she laughed. "WHAT THE HELL YOU WERE ALMOST TO HEAVEN ! WHY DID YOU LAUGH?", said god. Blonde said, "I just got the first joke."

How many Blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
-1,000
1 to hold the light bulb, and 999 to turn the house around.

Blonde1- Hey can I have some of your shampoo?
Blonde2- Yeah, why not use yours?
Blonde1- Mine is for dry hair and I got it wet already.

A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone.

"Please state the nature of your emergency," says the operator.

"Help! My house is on fire!" the blonde replies.

"Okay, where do you live?"

"In a house you silly billy!" the blonde replies.

"No,no! How do we get there?" the operator asks frustratedly.

"Duh! Big Red Truck!!"

There a ventriloquist telling blond joke . A blond comes storming up on stage and start says"blonds can be smart to you know,and I'm smart, I should know." The ventriloquist says" ok ok I'm sorry I won't do it again" then the blond says "you shut up and stay out of this cuz I'm talking to the jurk on your knee"

Why is it hard for a blonde to count to 70?

Because 69 is such a mouthful.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette were on a plane.The red head takes a bite of an apple doesn't like it she throws it out the window. The brunette takes a bite out of an orange doesn't like it she throws it out the window. The blonde takes a bit of a bomb doesn't like it she throws it out the window. They get out of the plane. They come up to a little boy asks why he is crying! he says "An apple fell on my dog and killed my dog." They keep walking and come up to a little girl and asks why she is crying. She says" An orange fell on my cat and killed my cat." They keep walking. They come up to a blonde laughing her head off. "Why are you laughing so hard?" they said. "When I farted the building blew up!"