How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day?
when she has a tampon tucked behind her ear and she cant find her pencil

How did the blond break her arm raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

Why did the blonde not talk during sex? Beacuse her mom told her not to talk to strangers

A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...." The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"

What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? Donut Seeds.

Once upon a time a blonde was swimming in the river. A man went up to her and asked, "Why are you doing this? The blonde said, "I'm washing my clothes. Is there a problem?" The man said, "Why don't you try a washing machine? The blonde replied, "I feel dizzy in the washing machine!"

a blonde a brunette and a red head are getting chased by the police and they hide in the farm.the brunette hides behind a sheep.the red head hides behind a cow .the blond hides behind a sack of potatoes.the cop comes in to where the brunette is ,"is anyone in here?".she says bahhh ."he then goes in where the red head and says"is anyone in here?,"moo".the cop goes into where the blond is and says "is any one in here?" The blonde says "potatoes"

A surgeon went to check on his patient -- a pretty blonde -- after an operation. "You'll be fine," he said after checking her out.

"Doctor? I have kind of a personal question," she said.



"Certainly -- doctors are trained to be discreet. What's your question?"



"Well," she asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again?"



The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl.



"What's the matter, Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"



"Well yes, you'll be fine!" he replied. "It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."

Why was the blonde staring at the Orange Juice? Because it said concentrate!

q : What do you call a blonde sitting in the back of your 6th grade class?

A : your 25 year old mom.