Three blondes were walking through a forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said, "I think these are bird tracks." The second blonde looked at them and said, "No, these are deer tracks." The third blonde looked down, and BOOM!!! she gets run over by a train.

What do you call three blondes on Christmas?

Ho,Ho,Ho

Blonde Invention:

Book on how to read

Why do blondes like blonde jokes?

'Cause they make them feel famous!

A blonde walks into a doctor’s office and says, “Doc, I’m horribly sick!”

The doctor looks at her and asks, “Flu?”

“No, I drove here.”

why did chevy invent horns in there early days ? so blondes would have something to blow in traffic jams!

How do you entertain a blonde?

tell her to find a corner in a circle room

One day a Blonde went the doctor with a burn on her stomach. The doctor gasped and asked what happened. the Blonde told the doctor she put a lighter against her stomach. the doctor asked her why in the world she would do that. the blond said "I was trying to burn calories."

A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked, "Where did you get that?"



The pig replied, "I won her in a raffle!"

Why did the one-handed blonde cross the road???





Bacause she wanted to go to the second hand shop...