How do you confuse a blonde?
You don't! They're born that way.

Why did the blonde die in a soccer game?
Because she drowned in a Mexican wave!

How many blonde does it take to change a lightbulb?



A: 3. One to hold the lightbulb and two to turn the ladder.

What are 10 blonde's standing ear to ear.

A wind tunnel.

Thers a Blonde at a computer trying to play a game and it says "press any key to begin" and shes looking at the computer trying to find the any key

boy:Did it hurt when you fell from hevan?

blonde: are you calling me judah?....

{blonde walks off}

boy tells friends: first brunnetts ,then blacks, now blondes? lets go for reds.

want to know how to drown a blond?
throw a scatch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360?

The joystick is wet.

When a blonde gets told to do an Essay,she does a Mexican.

How can you tell if a blonde's been in your car?
The gear sticks wet.