How do you know when a blonde's been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk drive.

There was once a blue-haired, a red-haired, and a blonde girl who were getting chased by cops. The girls then hid in three trash cans. The blue-haired girl hid and a cop was about to lift her lid, until the blue-haired yelled out "Woof!". The cop then says " Oh...just a dog" . Then he goes to lift another one, but the red-haired girl yelled "Meow!" 'Oh...just a cat." Then he goes to the final one and then the blonde girl yelled out "Tomato!"

*takes 50 selfies*
*deletes 49*
*stares at that one selfie till it turns ugly*
*deletes that too*

There's a blonde walking down a trail. She comes to a river and stops. She looks right then left. She sees another blonde on the other side. She asks her "how do you get to the other side?" The blonde on the other side look right then left and says "you are on the other side"!

Why does a blonde have an IQ 1 point higher than a policehorse?

So she won't shit on the street during a parade.

Why did the blonde pee on the floor?

Because the sign said "Wet Floor"

How many blondes does it take to play tag?

One.

Did you hear about the blonde who ran out of room to write on a transparency sheet?

She turned it over and used the other side!

Why was the blond fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away the W's.

Why did god create blondes?

cus pets couldnt get beer bottles

why did the god create brunnets?

cus blondes couldnt either