I found a Justin Bieber concert ticket nailed to a tree, so I took it!
You never know when you might need a nail.

Rate kickass if you are sad about paul walker Rate lame if you are an ugly b*tch who will go to hell

Pawn Stars:

Man: "Can I have change for a dollar?"

Rick: "Best I can do is 75 cents."

Taylor swift: so he calls me up and he's all like 'I still love you' and I'm like,

Wait, is this Connor, Patrick, Joe, Luca, Taylor, John, Cory, Toby, Jake, Garret, Eddie, or Harry?

Everyone should stop hating on Lance Armstrong. He won 7 Toure De France's on DRUGS!
When I'm on drugs, I can't even FIND my bicycle.

The government shutdown has officially lasted longer than any of Taylor Swift's relationships.

What's lil Wayne's favorite kind of pizza?

Little Seizures.

What? To soon?

Nothing beats a beautiful girl with a great singing voice. Except Chris Brown.

Drake Bell: In honor of Kim and Kanye's baby 'North West' I will be naming my first son 'Taco'.

Me: I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 Cents.
Friend: That's Ludacris. How Kanye West your money like that?