Gordan Ramsey:Theres more smoke in this kitchen than snopp dogg tour bus

Every time you're sad, just remember that somewhere out there a tree grew for years and years, but was then destroyed and became material for a Justin Bieber notebook.

What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down

how is kris humphries trying to get kim kardashian back?



by painting his dick black

J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day?
A: TWERKY!

I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.

Whats Rihanna's favorite song?

Hit me with your best shot.

Why does Rick Ross rap about cars when he cant fit in them.

Dwayne Johnson, paper, scissors.

Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?