How do you wake Lady Gaga up in the morning?



A- you "poke her face"

What family tradition did Robert Kardashian start when he helped get O.J. Simpson acquitted?



Kardashians getting black men off!

Q: Why did Michael Jackson run to Wal-Mart?
A: Boys pants were half off.

Wanna know Victoria's Secret? She has a penis.

Stevie Wonder recently told his wife that he wants to see other people.

If Ben Roethlisberger were a pastry, he'd be a turnover!

Morgan Freemen narrioated his own death.

kn:the rock:who is that girl singing on the radio?
girl: that is not a girl thats justin bieber

Rick Ross: I had to hustle to get to the top. You know, carry those bricks.
Police Officer: Oh, hey William. I havent seen you since the police academy.

Everytime a someone tells me my jokes are funny, I say, "Thanks! I got more lines than Whitney Huston's coffee table.".