What do you tell a girl with a black eye?

Nothing you already told her once

You know you're a redneck if you're Christmas lights are inside of empty shot gun shells

If a married couple in Virginia get divorced, are they still cousins?

My girlfriend and I broke up... she said we could still be cousins though.

You might be a redneck if you set up a lawn chair next to a highway and cheer

What is a rednecks best friend last words? I can do that

How do rednecks get circumcised?



Kicking the sister in the jaw

If your buddy says that he ran over a coon with this truck on the way over and you think good that's one less black person in the world, you might be a redneck.

Do you know why Orange is the official color of the University of Tennessee?



So they can hunt on Saturday, go to the game Sunday, and pick up trash along the roads on Monday.

I don't know about you guys, but girls that wear pink camo piss me off. What you huntin' child? Flamingos?