Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:06:36 in Short  Favorites
Me: Knock knock
Friend: Who's there
Me: Dick
Friend: Dick whoo
Me: Haha look, a gay owl
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:06:37 in Short  Favorites
I hate when I’m on the treadmill and my hand accidentally hits the stop button & I have to get off and eat a bacon grilled cheese sandwich.
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:06:38 in Short  Favorites
How does hitler tie his shoes?
In little nazis!!
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:06:39 in Short  Favorites
Me: Hey want to hear a dirty joke
Friend: Sure Me: A pig fell in the mud
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:06:40 in Short  Favorites
"Dog food lid" spelled backwards is "dildo of god"

Carry on.
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:06:41 in Short  Favorites
What did Batman say before Robin got in the car? get in the car
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:06:42 in Short  Favorites
how do you make a killed stickman with a keyboard?
thats how....
>-IO
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:06:44 in Short  Favorites
how much wood would a wood chuck chuk if he was black .... he wouldnt he would tell mr beaver to do it for him
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:06:45 in Short  Favorites
you are so poor when you asked your mom what was for dinner she spread her legs and said crabs
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:06:46 in Short  Favorites
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.
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