-Someone says something about you or boring
-You, Say it to my butt because its the only thing that gives a crap.

When somone messes with me during class.
Me:I need to throw this in the trash*takes a Balled up paper and throw it at that someone*
Class:oooooooohhhhhhh

Bitch you got more tracks than a railroad

Bully: Shut up
Me: No, i dont shutup, i grow up and when i look at you i THROW UP!

whats the difference between your momma and a bench ? a bench can support a family

If I wanted my comeback, I'd wipe it off your mum's mouth

Depressed? Keep your chin up! Because when u have it down it makes it look like u have 2 of them and its pretty gross.

Me:You know why girls turn lesbian?
Guy:why
Me:cause of guys like you

Your certficet is a sorry letter from the condom factorie

I'm sorry, I keep looking at your chest while you're talking... its just so beautiful. Is it real oak?