Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:17:59 in Pick Up Lines  Favorites
Boy: I'm sorry, can I take a picture with u? I just want to show santa what I want for christmas.
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:18:00 in Pick Up Lines  Favorites
"Hey girl, quit acting like North Korea and blow me already"
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:18:01 in Pick Up Lines  Favorites
People call me Chris but you can call me tonight.
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:18:03 in Pick Up Lines  Favorites
You remind me of my big toe because i'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture i own.
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:18:03 in Pick Up Lines  Favorites
Did you sit in frosted flakes? 'cause that ass is GRRRRREAT!
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:18:05 in Pick Up Lines  Favorites
Boy- i'm taking the d out of the alphabet

Girl- Why?

Boy- Because i'm putting it in you
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:18:06 in Pick Up Lines  Favorites
** In a Bar **

A guy walks up to a girl and yells, "Fat Penguin", she replies, what did you just say? The man answers, I just said something that would break the ice.
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:18:07 in Pick Up Lines  Favorites
Me: "Hey if I was a superhero guess which one I'd be!"
Girl: "Iron man, Superman, Batman?"
Me: "Your man."
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:18:10 in Pick Up Lines  Favorites
My friend over there really wants your number so they know where to get a hold of me in the morning.
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:18:10 in Pick Up Lines  Favorites
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me instead?
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