Your so hot, even my zipper is falling for you.

Do you work at subway because you just made me a footlong

How about we play lion and lion tamer? you hold your mouth open and I'll give you the meat

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

me: hey I like your shirt

girl: thanks!

me: it would look better on my bedroom floor though

Do you have a mirror in your pocket ? because i see myself in your pants

I'd better get a library card because I'm checking you out

Is this Little Caesar's?

Because you're hot, and i'm ready ;)

I got skittles in my pants, come and taste the rainbow