Hey my dick just died, can I bury it in your ass?

Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open your legs
And gimme an hour!

Are you a bowling ball?
Because I want to pick you up and stick my fingers in your holes.

If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg was New Years...can I kiss you between the holidays.

Are you Google?
Because you have everything I'm searching for

Damn baby you must be tired because you've been running through my mind

Roses are red you are fine ill be the six if you be the nine

How To Get Any Guy:
If you were a watermelon I'd swallow your seeds.

guy: would you be my pencil?
girl: um i guess, but why?
guy: oh because you are the one who can erase my past and write my future

You got a phone in your back pocket 'cuz that ass is calling me.