Roses are red clovers are green i will bang you so hard you'll walk with a lean

guy: If I had a dime every time I saw a girl as pretty as you Id have ten cents.

Are you a beaver? Cause Dam.

You can stay but your clothes must go

If you were beer, I'd be an alcoholic.

Ever been to Uganda?

Cause Uganda be bouncin' on dis dick.

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? because your magically delicious

.See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

want to see something dissapear?
how
bend over and lets see

He: Haven't I seen you some place before?
She: Thats why i don't go there anymore.....