Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:18:57 in Pick Up Lines  Favorites
you must play the trumpet because you make me horny
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:18:59 in Pick Up Lines  Favorites
You're like a screw...
The more you turn in my head, the deeper you go in my heart!!!
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:19:00 in Pick Up Lines  Favorites
Do you like wendy's?

Cause you'll love it wendys nuts slap yo face.
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:19:02 in Pick Up Lines  Favorites
Can you catch love?
I've got a couple of Balls coming your way
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:19:03 in Pick Up Lines  Favorites
if you were an animal you'd be a beaver, because DAM, you look nice today.
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:19:04 in Pick Up Lines  Favorites
dad:son what would you say if i would die today?
son:can i have your xbox360, credit card, car ,your shop, ps3 ,
mp3player, tablet, iphone, and, your wife and most important your money please?!?!?!?!?!
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:19:05 in Pick Up Lines  Favorites
Are you related to Yoda . . . cuz Yodalicious
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:19:06 in Pick Up Lines  Favorites
Are you from Ireland coz my dick is Dublin'.
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:19:06 in Pick Up Lines  Favorites
Need a tissue or wanna blow me instead?
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:19:08 in Pick Up Lines  Favorites
Do you wash your pants with Windex? Cause I can see myself in them.
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