Hey! Did you just come from Subway?

Because I like to eat fresh. *wink

Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.

Boy: Hey, can you help me look for something? Something fell.
Girl: Sure, what fell?
Boy: My zipper.

I lost my teddy bear can I sleep with you?

If I flip a coin what's the chance of me getting head

If your two legs are slices of bread can my dick be the peanut butter

You wanna go camping?
I've already pitched a tent.

Can I touch your belly button... From the inside?

if a man went to see his phschiatrist in nothing but saranwrap, what did the phschiatrist say? a:i can clearly see your nuts!

My dick died.
Can i burry it in you?