Are you from outer space beacause your ass is out of this wotld

Your ass must be an eclispe cause i've just been mooned

Your a toilet. Why? Beacuse your full of shit

If I was a rapist you would be my first victim

the turk told his friend i got satellite and his friend said how did you get the money?
he said: i sold my tv.

You save a Damsel rom falling off the side of a cliff. As your holding onto her, say" Hey baby, hows it hanging?"

If you pull my gas pump I'll give you free fuel.

Goob tried to pick me up once so i punched him

GET A JOB if you are reading this or are u to dazed at this comment

I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.