I think people should stop picking on fat kids.............
They got enough on their plates !

*watching t.v*
"Dominos made with real cheese"
Me:so wtf did y'all use before?

Good friends don't let you do dumb things.........................alone

Where did Emily go after the explosion?

Everywhere

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?
Nothing

Why did the little girl drop her ice-cream?

She was stabbed

do u know what Helen kellers house looked like?
neither did she

What do a Pakistani wife and husband have in common?
Nothing. It was an arranged marriage.

Roses are red tulips are black you’d look great with a knife in your back

Whats blue but smells like red paint
BLUE PAINT