Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passed

Who decided the monkey's couldn't run in the race?
The people who make that kind of decision

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
A: We're lawyers.

how did hellen keller burn her face?

she answered a hot iron

how many jews can you get in a car?
two in the frount, three in the back, and six million in the ash tray.

What's brown and sticky?
A stick

What Can A Cow Do That A Woman Can't?
Stand Up To Her Tits In Water Without Getting Her Fanny Wet!

when life gives you potatoes you must be from Ireland.

Roses are red
Here's something new
Violets are violet
Not frickin blue

What's red and breaks your teeth?
-A brick!