Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Meek Mill's real name is Robert Williams and Rick Ross' real name is William Roberts. There's something up with that...

Q.Why did Barney explode?
A. Who f**king cares?

What would happen if samara
(from the ring) is coming out of
the t.v and you change the channel Before her whole body comes out?

a duck walks into a bar and animal control is called bc it is unsanitary to have a duck in the bar

Why did the baby drop his ice cream?

He was hit by a truck

John died of the big c, no not cancer the c off of the coke sign.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew?
A jew doesn't scream when it's in the oven.

Me: Guess What?

Lad: What?

*Gets ran over by a bus*