You so ugly, when Yo Momma drops you off at school, she gets a ticket for littering.

Yo Momma so ugly, she made a happy meal frown.

Yo Momma so stupid, she stared at an orange juice container for two hours because it said 'concentrate'.

Yo Momma so stupid, she tried to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the shit out of the toilet

Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.

Yo Momma so fat, when she falls off the bed, she's falling off both sides at the same time.

Yo mamma so old, we told her to act her age and she died.

Yo mama so damn fat... i pictured her in my head and the b*tch broke my neck

Yo Momma be a bowling ball; She be round and heavy, gets three fingers stuck into her, and be thrown in the gutter, but she just comes rolling back fo' more.