yo mama so stupid she put 2 quarters in her ear and thought she was listening to 50 cent.

Yo Mommas breath is so bad i called her up for phone sex and got an ear infection.

Yo mama so dumb when the cop pulled her over and gave her a ticket she said "What movie are we going to see?"

Yo momma so fat, she broke the branch in her family tree!

yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list

Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.

Yo mommas so ugly at the strip club she got paid to keep her clothes on

Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!

yo momma so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.

Yo mammas just like a video game...

Rated E for everyone.