Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.

yo moma's so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

Yo mama so dumb she thought the harlem shake was a drink.

Yo Momma's a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans

Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.

Yo Momma like a pool table, she takes in balls of every color.

Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."

Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.

Yo Momma stupid she thought cracker barrel was an insane asylum for white people

Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high