Yo mammas so fat when she went skydiving she caused a solar eclipse
Yo mamas so hairy chewbacca popped out of her ass saying its a jungle in here.
Yo Momma so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mamma is just like a mosquito; you have to slap her so she stops sucking
Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund
yo mama so stupid she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order
Yo mama so hairy,she has afros on her nipples
Yo Momma so ugly Even barney didn't say I love You
Yo mamma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras