yo mama so ugly that when she looked in the mirror bloody mary ask her if she wanted a job

yo momma's so ugly she gave slenderman nightmares

Yo momma so fat when someone told her it was chilly outside she brought a spoon and bowl

Yo mommas so ugly that when you play Mortal Kombat scorpion says stay over there.

Yo Momma is so dumb she bought tickets to Xbox Live

Yo Momma so ugly when she looked in the mirror her reflection ran away!

yo momma is so old she left her purse on noahs arc

yo mama so white she makes casper look black

Your moms pussy is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn

Yo mama so ugly she made a blind kid cry