yo momma so ugly that she scare blind people

Yo'mama so ugly she gave Fredy Krueger nightmares.

Your momma so dumb she climbed up a glass wall to see whts on the other side.

Yo mama is so fat that when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo Mama So Poor Ducks Throw Bread At Her .

Yo mama so fat she broke the stair way to heaven

Yo mooma so dumb when the applicatin asked"Sex?" she put mondays and wednsdays

Yo mamma so fat I walked around her half way and got lost.

Yo mama so stupid she made a appointment with dr.pepper