Yo mamas so fat she eats cereal with a shovel

Yo momma so nasty she went swimming and now we have the dead sea

yo momma so ugly, she's the reason Waldo is hiding

Yo momma so fat she walked past my house and I missed 1year of light

Yo mamma so stupid she bought a puzzle and returned it because it was broken.

Yo Mama so black that when the cops shot at her at night the bullets come back for flashlights.

yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said i want ur weight not your phone number.

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon

Yo Momma is so fat, her first period made the Red Sea

You mama's so FAT even Dora couldn't explore her!!!