Yo momma So damn fat She thought Addidas stand For [All Day I Dream About Snickers]

Yo Momma so fat she left the house wearing high heels and came back wearing flip flops

yo momma's so stupid she tried to climb mountain-dew

Yo Momma so poor, when you asked her for a nickel, she said: "Boy, if i had a nickel we'd be living in a REAL box.

Your mum is so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion

Yo Momma so short she hang glide with Dorito's.

your moma is so poor the ducks through bread at her

Yo Momma so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

Your mama so stupid she thought her vagina was a coin slot

Yo mama so stupid she saw a bus filled with white people and said " Stop that twinky !"