Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners

Yo Mamma so fat when she stepped on the scale it showed to be continued

Yo mama so poor I blew out her lighter and she said who turned of the light

Your mom is like a vacuum. She sucks,she blows,and she is always in the closet.

yo mama so stupied that when the wether man saied its gonna be chilly out side she ran out with a bowl and a spoon

Every one knows about yo momma jokes but were the hell are the yo daddy jokes
yo daddys so gay he makes justin look strait.

Yo momma is so ugly, even Cilit wouldn't bang her.

You momma is so big that I still remember the day I was looking at the news and all animal rescuers were trying to return that "blue whale" that was sleep on the sand back in to the ocean.

yo mama is so stupid,she heared there was a ceral killer on the loos and the she hied her cherios

Yo momma so ugly when bloody Mary saw her bloody Mary asked if she wanted a job