yo momma is so stupid he got trapped into a food store and she starved to death

Yo mama’s vagina is so hairy when she had you,it took 5 indiana jones to find you.

Yo Momma is like a hockey player she only showers after 3 priods.

yo momma is like a hockey player...







she changes pads every 3 periods

Yo momma so old I told her to act her own age, and she died

Yo momma so hairy that she make Bigfoot look bald!

Yo momma teeth so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

Yo momma so fat even Jesus can't lift her soul

Yo Momma's so fat that when she put on a yellow shirt a kid yelled," Hey! there's the school bus!"

yo mama so fat, she jump in da air and we never saw the sun again!