Your mothers like a pump shotgun to cocks and one blow

yo momma so stupid that when she heard the super bowl was coming she took a spoon

Yo momma so fat the wales sang to her "we are family even though your fatter than me"

Your mamas so fat she entered an ugly contest and they said no profesionals

yo mama so fat, Steven Hawking based his blackhole theory on her butthole

yo mama was gone for so long when she came back yo daddy thought she was yo boy friend.

I wouldn't say your mom's fat, but when I saw her get off the bus, she offered her seat to three men.

Your Mums so fat, when i shot here in COD i got a ten kill streak.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her; not even with diego's help!

yo mamas so fat when she went to the zoo some one said "oh shit the elephants lose, get it back in its cage.